#big e warhammer

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

[WH40K x SU AU] What if Steven was the one becoming Emperor of Mankind

This timeline is just an alternate part that is not meant to be sharply accurate to Warhammer 40K's canon.

Steven Quartz Universe found himself being unaging and nigh-immortal after a tragic accident(or terrorist attack performed by the 2K Terran/Earth form of chaos cults). Unfortunately, neither Connie nor their children survived.

Governments started to intervene in Steven's life, even his grief of losing his human family. He learned the ugly truth of how politics and history guided humanity to such corruption- something Crystal Gems never told him for real.

With his traumatic mind and Pink Diamond's/Rose Quartz's side re-emerged in his mentality, he desires to control(Pink Diamond) for the sake of protecting humanity(Rose).

He faked his death(like his mom) and rebuilt his new identity as 'Ander Thames', a mysterious genius and physically advanced person. Not even the Gems know about the truth.

With his restabilized mind, he believed humanity must be reforged like how Homeworld terraformed planets for better purposes. However, he aims to transform humanity by getting rid of the flaws; religions, political factions, capitalism, cult of personalities, and a long list. However, his past as Steven had proven peace is not enough.

His blood, more powerful than spit or tear, may bring back damaged DNA samples out of bodies or relics of historical figures. With that, he could make Primarchs, combining his gene, the greatest figures in history, and the other best samples by the technology combining those of Homeworld, humanity's peak, and his trials and errors.

His Gem was destroyed during the Siege of Terra against Horus. His human part was too stable to let him die, yet, without Gem, his body is barely maintained as an ever-dying husk. His only purpose is using his barely focusing mental projection to guide the Imperium fleets through warp.

[kumratart]

Bongo Emperor of MANKIND

[goblin-enjoyer]

Had chaos warbands on the brain today. saw this post and had to make a funny.

[thecupsmith]

[moociaoafterdark]

So... I am the only one that realized GW accidentally made the Emperor of Mankind canonically lactose intolerant?

So the Golden Throne was the Golden Shitter after all, huh...

[tanknode]

Emporer of Nothing

Based off of "Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X "by Francis Bacon

[themouthwashes]

Warhammer 40k stuff

[ghostinthegallery]

Big E: "I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up."

Magnus: "What is that supposed to mean?"

Ahriman, covered in sand: "Dad, promise you won't be mad..."

[gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan]

Late night thought

You know that one meme?

Kings have honor- Robute G, Magnus

Soldiers have bravery- Lion, Leman, Mortarion

And Poets have Heart- Vulkan, Lorgar, Fulgrim

But all I have is RAGE- Sanguiniuis, Angron, Perturabo

[heuldoch7b]

hi yeah me again. yeah its- yeah its more angron please dont hang up

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

[Warhammer(Fantasy/40K) X ToH]

If one of these guys gonna find the Grimwalkers Pit with Collector’s mirror, who you would concern about the most?

Nagash, father of Undeads. From a man of ancient kingdom, becoming the leader of Death alligiance in Mortal Realm.

Archaon the Everchosen, leader of Chaos against the world.

Big E, A.K.A. Belos with real fighting skills, being giant, and have 9 loyal cloning left(He is not on the golden throne yet).

Peturabo, Primarch of Iorn Warriors, known for mastery of daemonsmithry.

[kumratart]

Ending up on a torture throne as a skeleton sounds pretty metal

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

This is very rough, but as far as I'm concerned this is pretty much the Emperor leading up to the Heresy. Man really thought genocide was the answer to everything-

[ezekiel13]

VERY IMPORTANT PRIMARCH CAT LIST:

Lion -> fluffy necked Persian brown cat (the rare pure brown ones)

Fulgrim-> Rag doll!!!

Perturabo-> Russian blue

Jaghatai-> Pallas cat

Rogal-> brown tabby

Leman-> Fluffy grey cat who thinks he’s a dog

Konrad-> Smokey black cat (the ones who when you stroke them they have grey under the black)

Ferrus-> white cat with grey front paws

Angron-> Sand cat but redder than most

Roboute-> Tuxedo

Mortarion-> random stray cat. Is a calico though

Magnus-> red Maine coone

Horus -> Devon Rex

Lorgar-> Spyhnx

Vulkan-> black Maine coone

Corvus-> black footed cat (the breed)

Alpharius Omegon-> two identical black cats. They have two different colour collars but manage to switch them often

Bonus:

Emperor-> Lion

Malcador-> Leopard

Custodes-> Hyenas (not cats but like. They work for a lion in the lion king)

[moociaoafterdark]

I think we don't talk enough about the fact that GW also made the Emperor a genderfluid person of color and some fucking how made the alt-right weirdos and chuds salivate over him, how he is "le based", how he is this totally this cool gigachad and his traitor (and sometimes even loyalist) sons are all idiots that didn't get spanked nearly enough.

Like??? It is literally written in the text that Big E has dark skin and black hair with black eyes, as well as him changing identities throughout his entire life, sometimes even changing his sex and gender. And all those alt-right Imperium larpers looked at it and just??? I???? Huh????

[lazywriter-artist]

Really owning them sons aren’t ya emps?